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09 February 2013 @ 06:45 pm
now THIS is a cover fail  


wut
wait
what
what the fuck
what
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wut
WHAT
WHAT JESUS WHAT
 
 
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Weltschmerz-ing It Uptabular_rasa on February 10th, 2013 03:04 am (UTC)
I wondered if someone was going to post this here. This made me facepalm so hard.

Though I did enjoy the parody Amazon review about how this is actually an alternate version in which Anne dyes her hair blond and sleeps around the Island XD
Cake!blondebeaker on February 10th, 2013 03:09 am (UTC)
I betcha whoever designed it never read the book. Anne's hair colour is mentioned a billion times in it.
lunafanatiquelalunatique on February 11th, 2013 08:59 am (UTC)
To the extent that at least one international version (Korean) is titled Read-Headed Anne.

Edited at 2013-02-11 08:59 am (UTC)
I joined the Rebel Alliance ironically: amy pond hair halo - by radioactivepissmorwen_peredhil on February 10th, 2013 03:13 am (UTC)
Because nothing says Anne of Green Gables like a blonde woman in a plaid shirt with a come-hither look.
Inverarityinverarity on February 10th, 2013 03:39 am (UTC)
Wow. I've never read the books and I still know that ain't right.
Sakura123: Beginningsweber_dubois22 on February 10th, 2013 03:40 am (UTC)
Oh, lord, is that for real?
philstar22philstar22 on February 10th, 2013 03:41 am (UTC)
What the hell? You'd think if nothing else they'd use the picture of Megan Fallows rather than some random blond girl. How did this get not only selected but through any sort of editing process?
A Strain of Music: Nerd Girlryl on February 11th, 2013 02:41 pm (UTC)
But if they used the Megan Follows picture, they'd have to pay someone. Much easier to just rip off a quick stock photo ten seconds before it's due at the press.
Roxy: soul sistercozmic_oceanz on February 10th, 2013 04:08 am (UTC)
WTF
Hisietarihisietari on February 10th, 2013 07:13 am (UTC)
The name of the anime series has been translated to the equivalent of "Anne with the red hair" in Germany. I want them to use that book cover and enjoy the resulting fireworks. XD
Playing On Broken Strings: but whysavagemandolin on February 10th, 2013 11:32 am (UTC)
What is the logic behind this? It's not as though the young girls who read these books are going to want a really sexy cover.

The hair colour kills me. :/
Meckerziege: Not amused.gelbes_gilatier on February 10th, 2013 01:53 pm (UTC)
Is this for real? O_o If yes, that surely can't be Anne? Please say it's not Anne :(

Edited at 2013-02-10 01:53 pm (UTC)
Tarsius syrichtakoboldmaki on February 10th, 2013 02:27 pm (UTC)
It's not Anne *straight face*
Meckerziege: Oops.gelbes_gilatier on February 10th, 2013 02:29 pm (UTC)
I know your straight face and you're lying to me :(
Tarsius syrichtakoboldmaki on February 10th, 2013 02:36 pm (UTC)
Actually I've been thinking and I believe what we have here is indeed not Anne as-is, but Anne's ideal version of herself. Cordelia, if you will. Of course, the puffed sleeves are missing, but there's only so much you can do with stock images.
Meckerziege: rantinggelbes_gilatier on February 10th, 2013 02:47 pm (UTC)
Ya think? That's a pretty benevolent interpretation. I don't think Marilla would approve at all...
Tarsius syrichtakoboldmaki on February 10th, 2013 03:00 pm (UTC)
eh, what does she approve of. I'll stick with this explanation until I see a better one :P
Tarsius syrichtakoboldmaki on February 10th, 2013 02:29 pm (UTC)
I don't know if I'm more offended by the haircolor or the modern styling. The pose I just ignore.
.: Serra Avatarwolfsilveroak on February 10th, 2013 03:27 pm (UTC)
Two words- 'Independant Publisher'.

Yeah.
anenkoanenko on February 10th, 2013 06:38 pm (UTC)
I'll bet this Anne has "curves in all the right places" and isn't like those other girls, too.
[Ex-Ex-Ex-Oh]: shock me like an electric eelglamoursnipe on February 10th, 2013 10:52 pm (UTC)
Is it just me, or is that hair colour way closer to "Parsnips" than "Carrots"?
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